Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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