I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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