they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
As shirtless as possible
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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