I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
