YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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