your parents love me but you hate me
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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