Christians are straight up FREAKS
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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