Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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