obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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