they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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