Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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