He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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