i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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