Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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