We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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