Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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