I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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