Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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