Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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