But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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