? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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