That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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