I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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