This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
