Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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