is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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