Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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