its not stalking. its research.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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