Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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