Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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