im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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