Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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