Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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