that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.