a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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