She is in my trunk
id be glad to
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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