She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
