He asked to "fluff my boner.."
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
How drunk are you?
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