So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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