You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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