Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i will never coherently bang her
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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