I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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