everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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