so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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