so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You dont lie about slip and slides
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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