wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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