is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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