what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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