i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
