It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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