Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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