found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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