she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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