Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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