bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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